Total Medals Earned: 328 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,940 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (50/335 points)
Kill the Blight
Die 50 times
Kill the Fraud
Kill the Astral Rebirth and complete the game
Die 100 times
Kill the Affliction
Complete boss rush
Complete the main game with under 20 deaths
Complete boss rush with under 20 deaths
Complete boss rush with zero deaths
Complete the main game with zero deaths
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/205 points)
Deliver to Mr. Nimbsmith
Deliver to Professor R
Start a game
Bounce 3 times while in a hit animation
Deliver to Quillter
Deliver to Archi
Deliver to Rasputin
Deliver to a lil guy
Deliver to Monki
Deliver to RoboResident Roy
Deliver to SpaceWorm J
Deliver to another Daintree Delivery worker
Get a game over
Deliver 5 packages in one game
Deliver 10 packages in one game
Deliver 15 packages in one game
Deliver 20 packages in one game
Earn 25 hearts in one game
Earn 333 credits or more in one game
Spend 10 minutes playing the game total
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/30 (25/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
Enter the lab.
Learn something.
View manufacturer information.
Screw around with the settings.
Screw around with the other settings.
Medals Earned: 27/66 (135/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Made the final decision